My friend: I'm batman.
My friend: I'm broke, and he went broke in the movie. Now I just need to go to Europe and find an expensive cafe while I'm broke and I'm set.
Me: Plus you need a hot girl to take with you.
My friend: On an unrelated note, wanna go to Europe?
Me: That's not very subtle at all.
Hi.: Korea's Olympic problems →
resonae: Day 1: Park Taehwan’s disqualification On the first day of the games, Park Taehwan swam in the 400-m qualifying race and was disqualified for having a false start. Everyone who was watching the games, including Ian Thorpe (with five Olympics Medals and commentating for BBC), was confused by the…